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Or some Grey Poupon… Anything as long as it’s GRAY!! See I’m into eating gray things, I don’t know what it is. That’s what makes me a lolhorse I guess.

and lolhorsesize my girlfriend too!

Woooooooooooo!!

A horse walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt stuck to his shoe and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”

A cowboy walks into a bar. Upon leaving, he realizes that someone has started to paint his lolhorse like a zebra. The cowboy yells, “Which one of you painted my lolhorse?” A seven foot tall hulk of a man says, menacingly, “I did.” The cowboy realizes he is in trouble and replies, “Why, thank you - the first coat’s dry!”

Hey, lolhorse, try this one on… I got it in Vegas when it fell
off a drunk groom! Now smile for the camera!