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A horse walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt stuck to his shoe and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”

Boo!

A cowboy walks into a bar. Upon leaving, he realizes that someone has started to paint his lolhorse like a zebra. The cowboy yells, “Which one of you painted my lolhorse?” A seven foot tall hulk of a man says, menacingly, “I did.” The cowboy realizes he is in trouble and replies, “Why, thank you - the first coat’s dry!”

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It was an electrifying day at lolhorse ranch when little Jimmy turned on his tesla coil and turned the whole place into a microwave oven- and the lolhorses were the popcorn!
I'm so mad that this was the only picture I got of this maneuver. She rolled, stood up, reared straight up, struck out with her front legs, started to come down, jumped, was airborne, bucked, and then landed... All within about two seconds. I only got one good picture out of it (somewhere between the airborne bucking and the landing), and this was it.

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Lolhorses make more sense than Barnewy Fwank.