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What can 40 lolhorses buy a Kenyan man? Chelsea Clinton’s love, if you ask Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor.

The Kenyan man first offered the dowry nine years ago to then-President Bill Clinton in asking for the hand of his only child. He renewed it Thursday after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was asked about the proposal at a Nairobi town hall session.

CNN’s Fareed Zakaria, the session’s moderator, commented that given the economic crisis at hand, Chepkurgor’s dowry was “not a bad offer.”

He’s a repeat lolhorse sex offender - who should be registered with the Humane Society.

A South Carolina man was busted for having sex with a lolhorse, while on probation for having sex with the same lolhorse.

Rodell Vereen, a black man, was arrested Monday night in the throes of bestiality by the filly’s shotgun-toting white lady owner, who also has video surveillance of the perverse act.

In other news, President Obama has invited Vereen and the lolhorse to a meeting at the White House for some beers and to discuss healing interspecies tensions.

Hey lolhorse, the truck stop just got a new supply of funny hats. Here you go!

Revenge of the Horses - Jockey Racing - Funny videos are here

horse = beef?

Originally uploaded by scaredsquee

I get no respect, no respect at all…

Last night I went to a steak restaurant and order the filet mignon.

It comes out, I tell the waiter, hey this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it!

Smokey, the White-Butted Horse

Originally uploaded by cindy47452

Obscure 1972 reference.

The story of Jonathan Livingston Seagull, a seagull who is bored with the daily squabbles over food. Seized by a passion for flight, he pushes himself, learning everything he can about flying, until finally his unwillingness to conform results in his expulsion from his flock. An outcast, he continues to learn, becoming increasingly pleased with his abilities as he leads an idyllic life, which included using horses butts for arial target practice…

stallion scallions (thanks mick)

Originally uploaded by torontofotobug

Stallions, scallions. Change 1 letter and it’s totally different.