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And Obama took away the gas to run this car to stop global warming… lucky you have a lolhorse to ride to the unemployment office.

The Ayatollah said only 10 nukes per lolhorse cart!

dregsplod has added a photo to the pool:

Lolhorse comments: "Black beauty, black schmooty! Every hoomin and goggie loves the story about that black horse... that the colt wrote himself.... 'The first place that I can well remember was a large pleasant meadow with a pond of clear water in it. Some shady trees leaned over it, and rushes and water lillies grew at the deep end...' Ohhhh such great prose. Yeah right, a real equine shakepeare! I wonder how the horse wrote that book. Hey we know Mr. Ed can talk, but that black beauty can write? Gimme a break... and Obama writes his own books too. Hey, I got a black beauty for ya... just check out what I just left on my stall floor!"

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Oh Bother

Originally uploaded by Twoponys

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, ”All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do that, you’ll be fine.” The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer’s ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump. They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers ‘Aleeee ooop’ in the horse’s ear. The same thing happens–the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump. At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, ”It’s no good, I’ll have to do it,” and yells, ”ALLLEEE OOOP!” really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third. The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, ”Nothing is wrong with me–it’s this bloody horse. What is he–deaf or something?” The trainer replies, ”Deaf?? DEAF?? He’s not deaf–he’s BLIND!”

Sometimes you gotta stick your tongue out at life

Originally uploaded by S. Parker

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

mule20talk1

Originally uploaded by judhudson

last place in horse show

horse McDs

Originally uploaded by kaeli6969

the trot thru lane